✨ 24+ Jokes • Updated 2026

🚪 Knock-Knock Jokes Collection

The classic format that never gets old! Tap through each step of the joke in our interactive chat-style cards.

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#1 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 490 views
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Knock, knock!

Lettuce.

😂 Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

#2 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 620 views
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Boo.

😂 Don't cry, it's just a joke!

#3 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 380 views
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Cow says.

😂 No silly, a cow says moo!

#4 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 410 views
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Nobel.

😂 Nobel, that's why I knocked!

#5 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 550 views
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Atch.

😂 Bless you!

#6 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 330 views
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Tank.

😂 You're welcome!

#7 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 440 views
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Harry.

😂 Harry up, it's cold outside!

#8 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 710 views
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Broken pencil.

😂 Forget it, this joke is pointless.

#9 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 290 views
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Dozen.

😂 Dozen anybody want to let me in?

#10 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 360 views
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Owls say.

😂 Yes, they do!

#11 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 480 views
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Annie.

😂 Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

#12 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 310 views
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Cows go.

😂 No, cows go MOO!

#13 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 650 views
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Nana.

😂 Nana your business!

#14 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 780 views
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Orange.

😂 Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

#15 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 420 views
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Stopwatch.

😂 Stopwatch you're doing and open the door!

#16 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 390 views
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Hatch.

😂 Bless you!

#17 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 570 views
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Robin.

😂 Robin you — hand over the cash!

#18 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 610 views
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Ice cream.

😂 Ice cream every time I see a spider!

#19 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 890 views
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Interrupting cow.

😂 MOOOOO!

#20 🚪 Knock-Knock 👁️ 470 views
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Dishes.

😂 Dishes a very bad joke!

#21 🎰 Casino Special 👁️ 790 views
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Ace.

😂 Ace the question — are we going to the casino or not?

#22 🎰 Casino Special 👁️ 820 views
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Bet.

😂 Bet you didn't expect me to win big tonight!

#23 🎰 Casino Special 👁️ 750 views
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Chip.

😂 Chip in some money and let's hit the blackjack table!

#24 🎰 Casino Special 👁️ 880 views
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Jack.

😂 Jackpot! I just won at the slots!